The International Ziggist Commission has launched another informational campaign through various communities to promote the Ziggist ideology and rally people everywhere to its cause. Lord Vamont has taken the campaign into his own hands this time, developing and distributing the propaganda himself.

Vamont has stated that based on his observations, a worldwide Ziggist social revolution is under way and not because of any Ziggist power today or yesterday. On the contrary, the road towards Ziggism is a natural part of human development. Ziggism is just one name for world progress, which is the inevitable climax of human civilization.

Within the nation of Libya resides an insanity beyond human comprehension: a man who, in pictures, looks more like a pop star icon than the dictator he is. Gaddafi makes the insane look sane. Walking about covered in photographs of dead people, this man believes that he is not a human, but rather a national incarnation comparable to a Hetalia character. “Those who do not love me deserve to die!” rants the asylum escapee from the balcony of his palace. “We will go door to door [killing all who do not love me]!”

Gaddafi is the worst example of humanity and an arch enemy of all world progressives. In his recent use of fighter jets to slaughter Libya’s young progressives, he has demonstrated that he believes himself more important than the other 8,000,000 people in the country. This egomaniac must die. This egomaniac will die, either by the hands of his people or by the ruling of the International Criminal Court.

In most instances, the enemies of world progress should just be ignored and left to rot, tortured by the sight of the planet advancing away from their insane regressive beliefs. Gaddafi is an exception. As the Holy Qur’an, dominant religious book in Libya, says “Whoever kills any innocent human should be treated as if he killed the whole of humanity”. Gaddafi has certainly killed quite a few innocent human beings.

When the 2010 democratic constitution was put into effect, there were varying opinions on it. Most, such as Lord Kabaka, wanted a pure democratic system and a Zae that would serve the people instead of the other way around. Veteran nationalists such as Lord Vamont wanted a facade democracy where the will of the people could be vetoed by the leadership if it conflicted with perceived national interests. Lord Maleificus and his supporters rejected the idea of democracy outright, preferring the old dictatorship. It was ultimately the first two factions that prevailed, and ultimately the straight democracy faction received many converts.

The year 2011 will be a test for DaeZig. Will DaeZig be a straight democracy or a facade? Will elections be free and fair, free from manipulation above? Will the Administration do everything in its power to encourage the people to speak? Through its actions, NIKOnet will answer these questions for everyone.

The “religious” entity known as the Westboro Baptist Church has ignored a DaeZig email urging them to stop their barbaric “protests” and apologize to all victims.

DaeZig contacted the Westboro Baptist Church on January 29, warning them that continued actions on the scale of the Arizona funeral “protests” would provoke widespread retaliation from the Internet. DaeZig asked that the “church” apologize to all victims and bring their actions in line with the laws of human decency.

Instead of heeding the warning, the Westboro Baptist Church has opted to directly confront Great Cyber-Power 4chan. A second message was to be sent, urging prompt surrender by the “church”, but the “religious” group’s “contact us” page was disabled.

In a display of sexist insanity beyond the comprehension of world progressives, an Iowa highschool student refused a match in which he would face a female opponent. This demented, horrific display of long-since obsolete chivalry disgusts all DaeZig people and all true world progressives. The boy has insulted every woman on the planet by way of his unacceptable actions. Gender must never be an issue in sports. Gender must never be an issue or determining factor anywhere except for perhaps the maternity ward.

Chivalry is an affront to world progress, and anything that is an affront to world progress must be shunned by all people.

The currently all-male Black Army General Staff last week watched episodes of “Mew Mew Power” (originally known as Tokyo Mew Mew). The viewing of the shōjo anime demonstrated the Army’s commitment to forever maintaining a DaeZig free of all gender barriers.

The viewing generated mixed reactions. A General described the show as “interesting” and praised the in-depth character development present in the show. “If this was aired instead of say, Aladdin, we would see an increase of maturity and intelligence on a global level,” commented one General. Another was shocked by various aspects of the show, such as Zoey (Ichigo)’s “instinctual” rap. “I can not imagine half of the things she does being voluntary.”

The Administration has drawn a solid consensus that DaeZig must recognize and establish relations with other nations of similar origins. Such relations will mutually benefit both DaeZig and the said nations through mutual recognition and by creating vast possibilities for cooperation.

These recognitions will, if made, signal a departure from DaeZig’s tendency to only pursue relations with other Valstrazian Ziggist states and the occasional non-sovereign Internet community.