11 11/10
07:22

Sportspeople: Struggling to crawl out of sexist cesspool

The world of sports is something we can all enjoy. Competitive games are always good for the human mind. DaeZig approves of sports, and has a history of sports dating back to its distant origins. However, within the world of contemporary sporting is hidden a lunatic misogyny. Like some venomous type of chameleon blending in with a field of beautiful roses, this misogyny escapes the sights of even some socially progressive commentators.

It is a well-established fact that, while men are often larger than their female counterparts, exceptions to this are everywhere. There are 6’4″ females and 5’5″ males all around us. Why then are sports teams categorized as “men’s” or “women’s” teams? To be modern, as the Canadians have shown us in their recent court rulings, teams must be unisex and must accept individuals based on their qualities, not on whether they have ovaries or testes.

Members of the Daezaeka Order, including our Great Empress Daesiga, expressed a wish that all sports teams follow the examples set by Canada. If we are to attain a Ziggist society, all people must shed these unnecessary gender barriers which serve no value other than to defile and disgrace sports in a way comparable to carpet bombing an Olympic Stadium with rotten duck eggs. DaeZig again asserts that she, and her moral ally Canada (which unfortunately does not recognize her sovereignty), are of higher knowing than the rest of the world. Asinamoralisa DaeZig. Long live Canada.

03 11/10
15:33

DaeZig, ChaosScape establish IRC link

Vamont’s Ricarda District successfully completed an IRC link with ChaosScape’s IRC server, creating a common cyberspace for the two FinalZig members. This link, approved by Empress Daesiga, solidifies cooperation between DaeZig and ChaosScape. ChaosScape will maintain an in-game support channel on the IRC server, which was created for the link. The sovereignty of the parties over their respective servers and communities will remain unchanged.

The move comes as the FinalZig Union is delaying its election of a Council and Director while the communities rebuild old ties.